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kristen\ stewart
1. (Kristen Stewart) (1463↑, 910↓)
Sadly, a rising star in these dark times for choosing terrible new actors. In all of her movies she either acts as a spoiled brat that you want to punch in the face, or some weird emo chick that you still want to punch in the face. She can easily ruin a movie when having a lead role.

Thank god Kristen Stewart had a very minor role in Into the Wild, I was ready to turn the movie off in response to her poser emo act.

2. (Kristen Stewart) (1060↑, 618↓)
A ridiculously overrated young actress, who seems to get away with playing all of her characters the exact same way: dull, boring and lifeless. Also a frequent pot smoker.

"Hey, did you see Twilight?" "Yea, it was okay. But Kristen Stewart didn't really play Bella. She just played herself......again." "Yea, I noticed that too. She acted the exact same way that she did in all of her other movies.........."

3. (Kristen Stewart) (981↑, 743↓)
A talentless American actress that has stared in numerous low key movies, excluding Twilight, which she utterly destroyed.

"Did you see Twilight yesterday?" "Yeah...it sucked. Kristen Stewart...uhg, they just need a recast, for Christ's sake\!"

4. (Kristen Stewart) (698↑, 480↓)
1) Plays Bella Swan in the Twilight movies 2) to stutter, gag, not make direct eye contact when speaking to someone, and otherwise lack public speaking skills

When he asked me if I would go out with him, I pulled a Kristen Stewart and all I could say was "w-w-w-umm-well-uh-wwell-uh-umm yeah\!\!"

5. (Kristen Stewart) (611↑, 479↓)
Crazy,pot-smoking brat who couldn't act if her life depended on it. Possibly bipolar and manic depressive, not to mention schizophrenic... and not just when she plays Bella Swan in the Twilight series, because everyone knows she plays herself in her movies, and then proceeds to ruin them with her annoying hair-flipping and horrible facial expressions. She can't speak properly either, possibly due to being dropped on her head as a child, or the fact her teeth always get in the way.

Person 1: "Wow, Kristen Stewart just royally fucked that movie up\!" Person 2: "Yeah, she just played herself again..." Person 3:"...Does anyone else think she always looks constipated?" (Everyone else): "Yep" ------------------------------------------------------------ Person 1:"Well shitttt, her teeth got in the way of her face again\!" Person 2: "It's from all the pot I bet..." Person 3: "Isn't that supposed to make you more chill?" Person 2: "Apparently she got a bad batch." Person 1: "Haha, well she'd get some better drugs if she could act better\!"

6. (kristen stewart) (403↑, 332↓)
Possibly the worst actress ever. She is most known for playing Bella Swan in the Twilight movies(which she completely ruined with her pathetic acting). She has also been in: Catch that Kid, The Messengers, and Panic Room. She is boring and emotionless. She puts no effort into her character and performance and doesn't deserve her job. She's just taking up room in the acting industry when there could be actual talented people in her spot.

person 1: Did you see twilight? person2: yeah but Kristen Stewart wrecked it with her boring and pathetic performance person1:Tell me about it. I don't understand why anyone hires her. She sucks\!

7. (kristen stewart) (934↑, 876↓)
a really pretty American actress who has been in a lot of movies, such as Speak, The Messengers, In the Land of Women, Panic Room, Catch that Kid(wasn't that good to me), and plays [Bella Swan] in [Twilight].

"Hey, who's that chick that plays Bella Swan in Twilight?" "Thats Kristen Stewart\! Jeez you really need to know your stuff\!" "I know. OHHHH YAAAAAAAA shes in Twilight\!" "Thats what I just said dammit\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!"

8. (Kristen Stewart) (312↑, 266↓)
An extremely untalented, self-posessed, annoying, snagletoothed "celebrity" that is most famous for playing the role of Isabella Swan in the best selling book series, [Twilight]

"Hey, did you see Twilight last night??,"says nerd 1 "Yea man that Kristen Stewart chick is ugly as hell don't you think?," says nerd 2. "Totally. She wrecked the whole movie...," says nerd 1.

9. (Kristen Stewart) (213↑, 181↓)
The most boring and over-rated actress on the face of the planet. Pretty much talks in complete monotone except for when she's screaming, in which case she sounds like a dying cat. Some people say she's really pretty, while others say she's really pale and has buck teeth. Also a pot-head. She plays the character of Bella "Sue" Swan of Twilight perfectly, mostly because Bella Swan is a character that lacks a personality as well.

Mindless fan girl: Did you see Kristen Stewart in Twilight? Isn't she just so pretty and talented? Me: What the hell are you talking about? She's a horrible actress, and a pot-head. Mindless fan girl: OMG\! UR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE SHE GETS TO KISS EDWARD\!\!\!111\! Me: Why the hell would I be jealous of her? Edward's a jerk, and he's ugly. I'd rather bathe in a pool of shit than kiss him.

Author: The-Alternative-To-Idiocy http://kristen-stewart.urbanup.com/4711618
10. (Kristen Stewart) (315↑, 291↓)
Kristen Stewart is a talented young American actress. She is best known for her role as Bella Swan in the Twilight Saga (though critically it is not her best work). She recently recieved critical praise for both her films "The Runaways" based on the 1970's all girl rock band (Stewart portrays Joan Jett) and "Welcome to the Rileys". Both films recieved high praise at the 2010 Sundance Film Festivile. Famed film critic Roger Ebert recently said of Kristen "she [stewart] is simply a wonderful actress". She has also starred in the "Panic Room", "Speak", "The Messengers", and the Sean Penn directed, SAG nominated film "Into the Wild". Despite her success the public is very critical of Stewart, mostly because of her performance in the Twilight films. Many people who have only seen her performance in Twilight make assumptions about her acting skills overall. She has also been dating her Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson since 2009. She has admitted to being not the best at public speaking but continues to improve (re: 2010 oscars, Jay Leno apperance) She refuses to change for anyone despite her many haters and sticks to her gut. Basically you either love her or hate her.

Person 1: Have you seen Twilight? Person 2: Yeah, Kristen Stewart wasn't that great but, neither was the character in general. She was great in The Runaways\! Person 1: i agree\! people are so rude about her based on one movie and they're soo jealous of her (hello rpattz\!)

Author: cherrybombisthebomb http://kristen-stewart.urbanup.com/4835267
11. (Kristen Stewart) (188↑, 172↓)
An actress best known for playing in Twilight. She needs to get a personality and shampoo.

Kristen Stewart plays Bella in Twilight? Ew. Emily Browning should have been cast as her.

12. (Kristen Stewart) (171↑, 176↓)
A talented actress, who is sadly judged solely on her performance in the film [Twilight]. Admittedly not her best performance people have the pre-conceived notion that she is a poor actress who only plays one type of character. This is far from true as she has played several diverse roles in films such as Into The Wild, Speak, The Cake Eaters, In The Land Of Women, Panic Room and will soon be in cinema's portraying legendary rock icon Joan Jett in '[The Runaways]' and a broken, 16 year old stripper in 'Welcome to the Rileys'. She has starred alongside the industries best such as Robert Di Niro, Jodie Foster, Melissa Leo and so on. And all praise her. Kristen Stewart is widely regarded to be 'dating' her co-star in the Twilight series [Robert Pattinson].

Closed minded Stu: "Kristen Stewarts crap. She only plays one sort of character" Informed Nancy: "Have you seen her in any other film other than Twilight?" Stu: "No. But I just know" Nancy: "You know nothing"

13. (Kristen Stewart) (38↑, 44↓)
American actress born April 1990. Respected and liked by colleagues and peers. Admired not only for her acting chops but also for not giving in to the Hollywood sterotype of what young women should be. Or the stereotypes society puts on young women on how they should act. Winner the Bafta rising star award in 2010 A selection of films (as of 2010): Panic Room, Speak, Into the Wild, Adventureland, The Cake Eaters, Twilight (x5), The yellow handkerchief, The Runaways, Welcome to the Rileys.

"Kristen and I have a special bond together, she is the sweetest, smartest and strongest girl i know." - Robert Pattinson about Kristen Stewart

14. (Kristen Stewart) (141↑, 156↓)
Extremely talented and gorgeous young actress ..who also happens to be resented and hated on by hundreds if not thousands of girls because she co-starred along side actor Robert Pattinson and is his rumored girlfriend..this breeds hate in others ..hense the other hate comments describing her as ugly..and non talented..both of which are completely false.

Kristen Stewart is so ugly..blah blah blah..this is hate from bitchy little girls that are jealous of her.

15. (Kristen Stewart) (159↑, 175↓)
One of today's best young rising stars. Kristen Stewart has been in many films including but not limited to: Catch that Kid, Into the Wild, Twilight Saga Series, The Runaways, Welcome to the Rileys, Speak, Adventureland, The Messengers, Cake Eaters, The Yellow Handkerchief, In the Land of Women, and many more. Kristen Stewart is a real down to earth girl who does not let fame get in the way. She is the best. End of story.

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16. (Kristen Stewart) (68↑, 90↓)
A girl who does not play a different character in her movies, but plays herself... over and over again. In magazine articles is said to be awkward and shy, so why is she playing a lead role in a major movie? Nobody knows.

Jenna: OMG\!\!\! THE NEW TWILIGHT IS OUT\!\!\! Stanley: You are excited... why? Jenna: CAUSE KRISTEN STEWART IS TOTALLY AWESOME\!\!\! Stanley: Yeah you just keep thinking that.

17. (Kristen Stewart) (245↑, 269↓)
Useless, ugly pile of white trash who horribly portrays Bella Swan in the movie "Twilight." Off set, she excessively smokes pot and crosses her eyes. Makes bad choices like getting a black mullet to make her look like a man. On set, she is a dumb he-she who gets to kiss Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner; also excessively crosses her eyes. Be careful when talking to her; she has an atrocious stutter and does not make straight eye contact.

Random Person: Hey, how did that mirror break ? Other Random Person: Oh, I tried to put a picture of Kristen Stewart on it.

18. (Kristen Stewart) (95↑, 121↓)
Kristen Stewart a bad actress who should not even have become an actress at all, Man looking and is a pot-head. She has acted in movies like Twilight and Catch a Kid which I think are 2 of the worst movies ever made.

Name one Actress that smokes [weed]? Oh, I got it [Kristen Stewart. Good One\!

19. (kristen stewart) (403↑, 437↓)
a smart and talented actress who loves literature, working on indie films and creating her own fashion statements. extremely unpretentious she lives a fairly private life

"yo what did you think of that movie twilight?" "ugh kristen stewart blew" "nah dude she's totally boss...owned bella swan"

20. (Kristen Stewart) (187↑, 224↓)
A very talented and amazing actress who is unlike any other stupid celebrity because shes not a fame-whore and doesnt party all night. Shes very smart and is her own person, and currently has a lot of haters because theyre jealous that she gets to kiss Robert Pattinson.

Hey have u seen Into the wild? Yeaa\! Kristen Stewart is amazing in it\!\!\!\!

21. (Kristen Stewart) (164↑, 262↓)
The amazingly hot and tallented young actress that all men want to bang.

Dude did you see that new Kristen Stewart movie? I would totally tap that shizz.

22. (Kristen Stewart) (249↑, 381↓)
Dumb bitch who gets to kiss Robert Pattinson in Twilight. Also plays in: Panic Room Catch That Kid Undertow Zathura The Messengers In The Land Of Women Adventureland Twilight What Just Happened And she smokes weed :]

Oh, did you see Kristen Stewart in "Twilight", she got to kiss Robert Pattinson, lucky trick.

23. (Kristen Stewart) (123↑, 529↓)
An amazing actress who did a great job as Isabella Swan in Twilight. But now that everyone knows she's a druggie, she doesn't deserve to play the role with the gorgeous Robert Pattinson.

In the Life&Style magazine, there is a picture of Kristen Stewart doing her drugs.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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